Unlikely disasters

For those among us who keep thinking about all the things that could possibly go wrong, here is a list of terrible disasters that will almost certainly not happen:

UNLIKELY DISASTERS
by Gabe Koplowitz

• Sun and moon collision
• All eyeballs turn to wood
• Tornado made of fire*
• Sea mammals attack world’s financial centers
• Mountains leave**
• Colin Firthquake

(ht: Marko again – he finds funny things on the Internet)

* – although see Exodus 13:21
** – although see Matthew 17:20