For those among us who keep thinking about all the things that could possibly go wrong, here is a list of terrible disasters that will almost certainly not happen:
UNLIKELY DISASTERS
by Gabe Koplowitz
- Sun and moon collision
- All eyeballs turn to wood
- Tornado made of fire*
- Sea mammals attack world’s financial centers
- Mountains leave**
- Colin Firthquake
(ht: Marko again – he finds funny things on the Internet)
* – although see Exodus 13:21
** – although see Matthew 17:20
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