Behold the Biblical Curse Generator!
With it, you can mix and mash-up biblical curses and insults to say things like:
"Woe unto thee, thou love-crazed Gittite, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!"
Field notes on life and mission with God after Christendom
Caleb Cook says
My result indicates that the Biblical Curse Generator got hacked by the Shakespearean Insult Generator:
“Hear this, O thou of little faith, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen’s bedchamber!”