Behold the Biblical Curse Generator!
With it, you can mix and mash-up biblical curses and insults to say things like:
"Woe unto thee, thou love-crazed Gittite, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!"
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My result indicates that the Biblical Curse Generator got hacked by the Shakespearean Insult Generator:
“Hear this, O thou of little faith, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen’s bedchamber!”