If you have an email account, you’ve probably gotten spam from people with odd names, with strange non-sequiters in the subject line. I got one today that made me laugh:
So if "Nutmeg Pandemonium" was the title of an upcoming movie, what would the plotline be, and who’d be starring?
A French female chef is the host of a nationally syndicated food prep show….unfortunately she is highly allergic to a few spices, namely nutmeg. She keeps this to herself. She finds her dilema during the filming of the Thanksgiving episode, in which pumpkin pies are being prepared in traditional ways….and the main spice is, of course, nutmeg.
Sounds more like a horrid South Park episode. Anyway, I think Ellen Degeneres would do nicely. It’s obviously be a comedy….but maybe not very funny.