Carols for geeks

As I am currently trying to re-outfit my inner geek to do some web projects on the side, I found this Christmas carol for geeks quite amusing:

if (weather(OUTSIDE)==*frightful
&& in(current.location)==so.delightful
&& !place_to_go(0))
{
for (i=1;i++;i<4)
let_it(SNOW);
}

(ht: rick)