This is pretty funny, and enlightening. Church-planting assumptions are being turned on their heads. My favorites (signs that Christendom may be over in your neck of the woods):
#4 – You invite your neighbors to the new video simulcast church plant
down the street .. and they ask you why they just can’t stay at home
and watch it on cable.
#7 – People mistake your Jesus tattoo for Che Guevara and ask why you prefer
Marxism to postmodernity. You end up inviting people over for a coffee
and talking about Jesus as an alternative politics.
#9 – No one says any more before the offering: "if you’re visiting please do
not feel obligated to contribute." Now it’s "if you’re visiting, this
is what it means to be a Christian: we’re in this together and your
money is not your own."